actualashiok:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

when you’re in trouble there are four options:

stay silent and get yelled at for ignoring your parent

apologize and get yelled at for sass (even when it was sincere)

defend yourself and get yelled at for talking back

answer any questions your parent asked you and get yelled at for sass (again even if it’s sincere)

like what am I supposed to do when I get yelled at for literally everything

cry

then get yelled at for crying

 

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

(Source: petewanks)

 

edwad:

which boob is the clitoris

 
tanakas:

jesus chRIST

tanakas:

jesus chRIST

(Source: tanakas-moved)

 
qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

(Source: thefakeoriginal)

 

(Source: flickr.com)

 

greetings:

when u tell a joke and no one else laughs but u

image

 
thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

(Source: eixd)

 
what a girl says: I'm fine
what she's thinking: Naruto. Naruto! Believe it! Belieeeeve it. YA I am in my ninja clan. Ninja clan here we stand. NARUTO IM ON MY WAY. NARUTO I’LL BE OKAY. GETTING READY TO FIGHT GOT MY BEST FRIENDS BY MY SIDE. SASUKE IS REALLY COOL. SAKURA THE BEAUTIFUL
 

(Source: tversky)

 

h0llaween:

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

 
brainfarto:

October means this kind of stuff.

brainfarto:

October means this kind of stuff.

 
creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

 
creaseintime:

SPOOKY

creaseintime:

SPOOKY

 

heliosdayspring:

me: *looks at ocs i made 4 years ago*

me: we can rebuild them. we have the technology

(Source: chaiel)