yaoidiot:

people who shower in under 5 minutes

  • ..
  • ..?
  • .?…??
  • how

(Source: heavysmoved)

 

(Source: epic-vines)

 

(Source: vfilthy)

 
officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

 

kakihito:

The story of deceiving one's eyes.
Dedicated to Ana
 

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

 

krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

(Source: foodtrucker)

 

flunflun:

kanaya-in-the-tardis:

deranged-baby:

OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS

"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."

the only thing I think of when I see this is like

(Source: zay4ik)

 

nahshaw:

MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

 

acciobenedictplease:

Things that are scary:

  • getting up in class
  • coughing in class
  • reading out loud in class
  • answering a question in class
  • turning a test in first in class
  • class 
 

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

 

towritepoems:

WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME CUTE I JUST [PUNCHES HOLE THROUGH BRICK WALL WHILE KISSING U ON THE CHEEK]

 
unsatisfiedjudge:

i’m not so sure anymore

unsatisfiedjudge:

i’m not so sure anymore

 
School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
Student: I got bullied.
School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?
 
enenkaydoodles:

Read the update! - - - Read from the beginning!
Two best friends.
Hope you guys had an awesome Easter weekend regardless of what you did or if you celebrated! I just got back from visiting my family yesterday, so that’s where the slight page delay came from. 
Thanks for reading, and hello to all new readers!

enenkaydoodles:

Read the update! - - - Read from the beginning!

Two best friends.

Hope you guys had an awesome Easter weekend regardless of what you did or if you celebrated! I just got back from visiting my family yesterday, so that’s where the slight page delay came from. 

Thanks for reading, and hello to all new readers!