The kids have it all figured out.

timelordparadise:

elizabeth-shadows-forever:

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i’m actually really glad i saw this, wow

That last one is priceless

(Source: rocknrollercoaster)

 

emanuzguerra:

My friend sent me this video without context

I’m laughing so hard !

 

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

(Source: felfs)

 

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

 
me: it wont bother me.
me: *lies down*
me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.
 

ofpousseys:

"you’re so full of yourself" no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise

 

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

 

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

 

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

(Source: urbanclictionary)

 

relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

 

phanphanphan:

part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway

 

spookyrnumblr:

i remember this one kid in my 3rd grade class who didn’t believe in eggs

 

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

(Source: bluenude2)

 
me anywhere i go: i hope i don't see anyone i know
 

toukos:

self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing