are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.
Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.
U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore
OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS
"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."
the only thing I think of when I see this is like
MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER
Things that are scary:
- getting up in class
- coughing in class
- reading out loud in class
- answering a question in class
- turning a test in first in class
fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me
WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME CUTE I JUST [PUNCHES HOLE THROUGH BRICK WALL WHILE KISSING U ON THE CHEEK]
i’m not so sure anymore
Two best friends.
Hope you guys had an awesome Easter weekend regardless of what you did or if you celebrated! I just got back from visiting my family yesterday, so that’s where the slight page delay came from.
Thanks for reading, and hello to all new readers!