mynameismad:

Yuudai your clothes don’t make any sense.

mynameismad:

Yuudai your clothes don’t make any sense.

 

zobb:

when people complain that a woman’s bra is showing

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nickelbackthatassup:

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

 

(Source: kamuegi)

 

babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

(Source: 420dongsquad)

 

(Source: jayalvarrez)

 

pemsylvania:

EVERYONE GET ON THE GROUND THIS IS A ROBBERY *tries to take pen chained to desk* FUCK

 

fasterfood:

sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting

 
suckmyphallus:

thE FUCKING TEXT IS STILL SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME IM GONNA FUCKIGN PSIS MYSELF

suckmyphallus:

thE FUCKING TEXT IS STILL SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME IM GONNA FUCKIGN PSIS MYSELF

(Source: pulpfanfiction)

 
poochcrew:

This guy needs a hug.

poochcrew:

This guy needs a hug.

 

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

 

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles
 

narcotic:

do you ever spill something and literally just let it sit for a few hours cause youve lost all will to give a shit

 

chilling-with-changmin:

If you say you’ve never bought clothes influenced by a fictional character youre lying

(Source: shirokuma-maid-cafe)

 

(Source: iiamsiio)